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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:13
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Next, they tried...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Aut dolorem voluptates tempore maxime.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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